Take Care of Your Vagina!

Did you know that if you are taking antibiotics the efficacy of your birth control goes way way down and you can (very easily, I might add) get pregnant?

So...

If your on bc and your not ready for a baby dont get frisky while taking antibiotics without a backup form of contraception because it may end poorly.

{ maternity t shirt } that I want

!Feliz cumpleaños, Frida!

Today is Frida Kahlo's birthday so to say feliz cumpleaños Im going to tell you about just how kick ass this

woman was.Ive already given you the break down of her life so lets

get to the good stuff.

Even in the age and society that she lived in,

Frida didnt really feel the need to live in any gender role.

She mixed and matched as she pleased.

Frida refused to remove her unibrow and the hair above her lip.

She was freaking gorgeous and that was that.

Frida was also very confidently bisexual.

While her ass of a husband was cheating on her with every woman he

could get his hands on, her sister included, Frida was having affairs with

some of the most amazing people to walk the earth: Leon Trotsky,

The beautiful Josephine Baker, Dolores Del Rio, Paulette Goddard,

and Georgia O'Keeffe to name a few.

In a few words this woman refused to be put into any box. She lived her life vibrantly and as she pleased and she didnt let anything: not her physical limitations, her husband, societal expectations and social niceties get in her way.

July's Contest to See Who Here Has the Biggest Eggs

This month I dare all of you Clitorati to do something you havent done in a long time or always wanted to do for shame of your body.

And make it good.

Examples:

Going to the store without makeup. Fail.

Spending the day at the mall without makeup - huge eggs.

Letting your partner go down on you which you havent done in forever because you are self conscious of your lady parts- huge eggs.

Take a picture (on your phone for all we care) to prove you did this. Unless of course you did my second example, in which case a photo of your partner and you with HUGE grins and thumbs up would suffice. Post what you did and a link to the picture (if you dont have an image host Flickr is awesome and easy) and you will be in the drawing. You can even post anonymously if you like- if you do rather than naming the winner I will name the act that proves they have huge eggs.

The winner gets 2, count em' 2 lip balms of their choice. The winner will be announced at the end of the month.

Let the games begin.

We are the Clitorati and we have the Eggs to Prove it

So Im at the gym and I have this brilliant strike of lighting. Here we are, the Clitorati, and what the hell are we doing?

-not much.

So, every month we are going to play truth or dare without the truth part. Im going to dare you to do something, something uncomfortable and awesome. Im going to try and make sure the dares always empower you and other women, not just one or the other. Im sure at some point I will run out of ideas and we will all throw into the challenge pot.

I'll ask for some easily attainable proof that you did said dare and provide my own, cause I sure as hell am not sitting this out. Then your name gets thrown into a box and we have a winner. The prize will depend on the difficulty of the dare.

We are The Secret Order of the Clitorati,

and we have the eggs to prove it,

and it will be epic.

Take Care of Your Vagina!

Your vagina self-cleans itself so douching is not required (my oven also self-cleans).

Furthermore, douching upsets the delicate balance between good and bad bacteria in the vaginal ecosystem and can actually be harmful (AKA yeast infection = sad Vagina).

So, when calling someone a douche you are accusing them of causing yeast infection.

Ive had a few women that told me that you can douche to prevent pregnancy (ranging in age from 25-38)

This does not work.

In fact: it is an epic fail as it leaves you pregnant with a yeast infection.

AZO Yeast? Why yes please.

AZO Yeast.
Its my new hero. I am so in love with it that I want to build a shrine for it.

What is it?
Well, its pure amazing. AKA homeopathic yeast tablets can help prevent yeast infection. But there is no way a holistic, hippie pill can cure your yeast infections, right?
Try the non-holistic over the counter stuff. If you are anything like me this will be the first thought that comes to mind re Monostat : "Ouch******** that stings like ****!". You will then find that you went through all of that for nothing. For me, none of the over the counter, mainstream creams and inserts ever helped. They did make things worse, so manufacturers take heart, your products are making a difference.

I was out of options. I tried everything except homeopathic. So, I asked around and everyone said AZO Yeast. I picked up a box and my yeast infection was better in a day, gone in three. It was some crazy hippie Vulva magic! So, I take one every day and I havent had a yeast infection since.
Freaking Vulva Magic.

Go get some.

The Secret Order of the Clitorati

Introducing the Order of the Clitorati

The Order of the Clitorati is a group of people with one thing in common: Vulva Love. Whether its love of their Vulva, other's Vulvas or a delightful combination of both. They have come together to change the way the world looks at our Vulvas. They demand universal Vulva Love. They also demand candy, delicious candy.

Members of the Clitorati get special privileges at VulvaLoveLovely. There are listings available only to members. There will be sales that only members can take advantage of. In the future there will be a Vulvalicious Clitorati membership package that only the Order will have access to and with any luck: secret decoder rings. Also, delicious candy.

To become a member all you have to do is become a VulvaLoveLovely Facebook fan.
This is how the Order communicates and receives updates. You will find most communication in the discussion boards.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Boynton-Beach-FL/VulvaLoveLovely/143594719394?ref=ts

Once you have become a fan e-mail me at VulvaLoveLovely@Gmail.com with your name and you will receive an e-mail back with the word sacred to the Clitorati. You will use this word when accessing listings/sales/and other manner of secrecy limited to the Order. That is all your e-mail will be used for. All other notifications will be given through Facebook.

Join Us.