Saturday, February 9, 2013

A Love Letter to my Vulva: Lydia



Dear Lydia,

            I’m sure you already know, but I had to write this as a means to preserve my feelings toward you. 
Where should I start, when we were first acquainted at a very young age, or the wonderful times we have shared in the past? Oh who am I kidding, last night was amazing, this morning was amazing, you are amazing and you are beautiful. 
It might be odd that I’m writing this to you while you’re just right downstairs (sharing the same building was probably the greatest idea ever), but I love knowing that even if we aren’t out adventuring together, having deep conversations, or snuggled in a warm embrace that you are still around, never too far away. 
I think that might be what I like most about you, we don’t have say anything to each other but we know that we accept each other in our entirety. 
Thank you for helping me become the woman I am today, and I just wanted you to know that I love you... Simple, yet bold, but true!


                                                                                    Happy Valentines Day!
    

Friday, February 8, 2013

January's Vulva of the Month (CSV) Package!

Here's what was in 
January's


  • 1 pink Vulva magnet
  • 1 floral hair clip
  • 1 signature model card
  • 2 bags of Kick it to your Cramps tea
  • 1 unseen lavender goddess
To grab one of this month's 4 open spots e-mail  VulvaLoveLovely@Gmail.com
 *Be sure to include your country and if you want to pay up front or monthly


What is our Community Supported Vulva program, you ask?
Here is a video explaining the basics of it: ({video})
Or
Here is our full blog post on the program: ({Blog})

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Write a Love Letter to Your Vulva: A VLL Love Letter Contest


Here's the deal. 
Write a love letter to your Vulva:
  win a V-Day gift from me to you. 

It could be about:
({*}) Why you are thankful for your Vulva
({*}) Why you think she is the most beautiful Vulva in the world
({*}) An apology for never taking the time to appreciate her.
({*}) Or, it could be all of those things. 

The Rules:
  • Deadline for entry is midnight, Feburary 13th, 2013
  • Letter must be written to your Vulva
  • It must also be about why you love your Vulva
  • A vote will be taken on V-Day (the 14th)
  • Submit your Letter to: VulvaLoveLovely@Gmail.com by midnight, 2/13/13
The Prizes:
  • 1 Vulva Chocolate Lollypop
  • 6  Lacti-Lovely Breast Truffles
  • 1 Pink and Red Vulva Pendant


The Letters
    Lydia 
    Miss Lady 
    LaLa 
    Peter 
    Arianna 
    Queen Bee 
    Yet to be named
    Luna 

    Monday, January 28, 2013

    Meet Our Models: Kia

    Meet Kia
    Kia's write up was deleted by the ghost we have haunting our main website. 
    Take this, ghost! 



    Growing up, I've always been taught that the vulva was seen as sacred but dirty at the same time. It was a gift that was only to be unwrapped by a husband and that, if you didn't save it for him or you decided to please her on your own, you were a whore. There was no winning. 

    I dealt with a terrible breakup, and in response, my vulva lost its value. I lost my value. I allowed her to be abused, used, hurt, and gave her away to those undeserving. I felt unworthy of having real love and affection.nIt wasn't until I began finding myself again that I realized my vulva's worth. She was beautiful. I was beautiful. And she was deserving of the best. I decided to celebrate her and her loveliness, and I know now that she is nothing to be ashamed of. She is loved by the man who loves me madly, and she's come a long way. She has created life, strengthened love, and made me a new woman. She is Kia B.
    ~Kia

    Wednesday, January 16, 2013

    How to Pay Without Using a PayPal Account / Pay With a Credit Card

    We've had a few people ask, so here is a handy dandy walk through.
    Here's how to check out without a PayPal account 
    and/or
    With a Credit Card.


    Step 1: Add your item to your cart

    Step 2: Click on "Go To Checkout"

    Step 3: Enter your Billing/Contact Info

    Step 4: Click "Make Purchase"

    Step 5: Click "Don't Have a PayPal Account"

    Step 6: Enter your Credit Card info

    Step 7:  Click "Review and Continue"

    Step 8: Then follow the PayPal provided breadcrumbs and your done!

    Saturday, January 12, 2013

    December's CSV Package!

    Just a peek at what we sent out for last month's Community Supported Vulvas program! 


    • 1 unseen Goddess {earthy yellow} with blue ribbon cord
    • 1 holiday inspired Vulva Ornament for all of your holiday festivities
    • 1travel sized Oatmeal Shae intimate soap bar
    • Ann's Signature Model Card

    Sunday, January 6, 2013

    Vulvas Out and About in December!

    Here are all of the customer pics we got this month! 
    Now: the time has come to vote on the most awesome/creative/made me smile photo.
    To cast your vote just leave the pic number in the comments.
    The winner will be receiving a Vulva Arts and Crafts! I put a Vulva on something I randomly happened upon somewhere in my house. An awesome something {awesome bc there is a Vulva on it!}
    Our Winner: 
    rocking 3 Vulvas at once. 
    BAM.

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