April's Vulva of the Month Club!

  Wondering what we sent the

Vulva of the Month Club members last month?

• One Unseen Goddess
• A set of Matching Clip on Earrings
• Cramp Bark (to be added to your favorite tea)
• Kick it to your Menstrual Cramps! Tea

We currently have 4 open spots to add this month. 

E-mail me to grab one 

What is our Community Supported Vulva program, you ask?

Here is a video explaining the basics of it: ({video})

Or

Here is our full blog post on the program: ({Blog})

Where in the World are our Vulvas?

The Traveling Vulva

How it Works:

 * Take a picture of a Vulva Pendant or a Uterus plushie at a well known landmark in any country

   (famous people count as landmarks)

 * Post the pic to our Facebook page or E-mail it to us 

  (Be sure to let us know where you are!)

*We will message/e-mail you a 20% discount code for your next purchase

The Rules:

*The picture has to be at a well known (it has a Wikipedia page, IMDB page) landmark or with a celebrity. Your backyard and your grandma, while awesome, won't work. 

     (To keep things fair, if your landmark is questionable the three employees; Me, Dana and Misty will take a vote) 

*The picture must have one of our Vulva pendants or Uterus Plushies in it

*No Photoshop

A Love Letter to My Vulva: Miss Lady

Dear Miss Lady,

We have had a long, rough road together these last 20+ years, and I figured this year I should show you some love for Valentines Day.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew you were special. I had to treat you like a princess so you wouldn't get sick, since you have always been prone to sickness. I've taken you to the doctor more than I've taken myself; I think I finally know the right way to care for you! You only like the finest things in life, so I will give them to you because I love you. You hate many soaps, many love things, many medications, and only one man has been able to catch your eye.

I love you because you have shown me love, and you have given me life even though it was taken from me. You have given me the greatest gift of all, and I am forever grateful. You are physically beautiful, and even my fiancé loves you. I think he loves you almost as he loves me!

Enjoy this Valentines Day, Miss Lady, and know that you are loved. You won't get a kiss for V-Day because I have to take you to work with me, but I'll make sure you get some lovin'.

Love always,

Kia

A Love Letter to my Vulva: Lydia

Dear Lydia,

            I’m sure you already know, but I had to write this as a means to preserve my feelings toward you. 
Where should I start, when we were first acquainted at a very young age, or the wonderful times we have shared in the past? Oh who am I kidding, last night was amazing, this morning was amazing, you are amazing and you are beautiful. 
It might be odd that I’m writing this to you while you’re just right downstairs (sharing the same building was probably the greatest idea ever), but I love knowing that even if we aren’t out adventuring together, having deep conversations, or snuggled in a warm embrace that you are still around, never too far away. 
I think that might be what I like most about you, we don’t have say anything to each other but we know that we accept each other in our entirety. 
Thank you for helping me become the woman I am today, and I just wanted you to know that I love you... Simple, yet bold, but true!

                                                                                    Happy Valentines Day!

    

Write a Love Letter to Your Vulva: A VLL Love Letter Contest

Here's the deal. 

Write a love letter to your Vulva:

  win a V-Day gift from me to you. 

It could be about:

({*}) Why you are thankful for your Vulva

({*}) Why you think she is the most beautiful Vulva in the world

({*}) An apology for never taking the time to appreciate her.

({*}) Or, it could be all of those things. 

The Rules:

• Deadline for entry is midnight, Feburary 13th, 2013
• Letter must be written to your Vulva
• It must also be about why you love your Vulva
• A vote will be taken on V-Day (the 14th). 
• Submit your Letter to: VulvaLoveLovely@Gmail.com by midnight, 2/13/13

The Prizes:

• 1 Vulva Chocolate Lollypop
• 6  Lacti-Lovely Breast Truffles
• 1 Pink and Red Vulva Pendant

The Letters

Lydia 
Miss Lady 
LaLa 
Peter 
Arianna 
Queen Bee 
Yet to be named
Luna 

Vulva's Out and About in August!

Here are all of the customer pics we got this month! 

Now: the time has come to vote on the most awesome/creative/made me smile photo.

To cast your vote just leave the pic number in the comments.

The winner will be receiving a Vulva Doodle! One that I drew on something I randomly happened upon somewhere in my house. An awesome something {awesome bc there is a Vulva on it!}

3

1

 

2

6

4

5

                                       

                                             7

Looks like #2 took it this month! 
So, I'm mailing her a Vulva Doodle I made... 
For her fridge

2012: Year of the Vulva? Absolutely.

The Chinese new year is just days away and everyone is all excited about the year of the Dragon.
Which is nice.

But, I'm pretty sure everyone knows its the year of the Vulva.

And that doesn't mean people born in this year wont pair well with a snake but would do great with a horse. That's silly.
It means that this year will birth something new and amazing for women.
And I'm actually for real about this one. As soon as midnight hit this year I felt this amazing electricity in the air. If we want it, this year is ours.

If we as women come together as a united front, something crazy awesome is going to happen and the world is never going to forget it.

And don't give me any of that, "we can't change the world" crap.

 Because we've done it already.

But what can you do?

*Sponsor a girl's education 
*Adopt a Clitoris
*Volunteer at a battered women's center
*Switch to cloth pads and donate your un-used disposable menstrual products to a woman's shelter

*Challenge a friend or a group of friends to take our New Year's Resolution Challenge.
Sure, were past the new year but its never too late to start loving yourself.
*Support women-owned businesses 
*Support women and body positive businesses

*Talk to other women in a way that shows you refuse to be shy or ashamed of your body. 

~Talk about the beauty standard, talk about menstruation and what it is to be a woman. Make the topic of being female far from taboo for the female community. Word can be viral, talk about it and let it spread.

Decide what it is you are going to do. It doesn't have to come from this list. Hell, create your own list. Just decide to do something. Even if its just one thing. Post it here, be accountable. Change the world. 

Kegals With Victoria Vulva!

Now- raise your hand if you totally just did kegals.

I did Twitted

Im addicted. Lets follow eachother: http://twitter.com/VulvaLoveLovely

Freaking Awesome? I think its safe to say they are.

So who are my Lady Lovin' heros? Cat and Natalie, of course.

But why?

Because they rocked the Vag in their senior pictures.

How they got past mothers, then faculty, then yearbook editors I dont know. Natalie has her waysss :]

Want to see the pictures?
Of course you do!
Make note of the pink dangling from their necks.

;)

My Vagina is a Vagina!

Begin Rant/

I just want to clarify.
My Vagina is a Vagina.
She's not a Squishy, Coochie, Cooter, Pussy, Honey Pot, Pink, Coochie Snorcher, Vay Jay Jay, Snatch, Kitty Cat, and she's certainly not a beaver. Only on special occasion is she a Cunt.

She doesn't mind if your Vagina is a WhooWhoo, she can respect that. She will refer to your Vagina as a WhooWhoo if you like. But she, she is a Vagina.
She doesn't want to be cleaned up and made socially acceptable. She wants to smell like Vagina and look like Vagina, sometimes she wants to be wet, and in the end she never wants to be a beaver.

So, once again, my Vagina is exactly that. A Vagina.
End Rant\

Want a Free Healing Uterus Plush?

Of course you do!


Well, here is your chance. For the next month I will be running a charity drive though MyCause to raise money for a local Orlando group, Speaking Out About Rape, or SOAR.





Because of the economic crisis Soar has seen an decrease in much needed donations. This group helps women immensely, lets do our best to give thanks and return the favor! Here is the link! Once your there scroll down and click on the green "View this Charity" button, then donate!

http://www.yourcause.com/VulvaLoveLovely

SOAR provides presentations on rape awareness, educates groups who work with sexual assault victims (such as law enforcement, medical professionals, mental health workers, and advocates) on victim sensitivity and related issues, Provides financial assistance to victims when other funds are not available or don't cover a certain expense (e.g., counseling, transportation, security systems, moving expenses, daily living expenses)., works to improve the response system for victims by writing new laws, strengthening old laws, collaborating on national protocols to create a national unified response, etc., advocates for the advancement of DNA technology and the reduction of the rape-kit backlog, to help promote accuracy and success in the prosecution of rapists and so much more! Every person that donates will have their name put into a lottery. At the end of drive a winner will be selected randomly from all of the names and that supporter will win one of my Healing Uterus Plushies!

Once you donate post your name and contact email! The winner will be announced on Vday (Feb 14th).

Kimya Dawson what??

Kimya Dawson of the Modly Peaches hearted my shop and I had no idea.

I sold a wallet not too long ago, packaged it, mailed it, then sent out a survey. When she answered the question, "How did you find out about my shop?" she answered with "My sister turned me on to Kimya Dawson's store (we love her from the Moldy Peaches) and you are listed amongst her favorites."

What?

I did some searching and there I was. Kimya Dawson, one of my favorite artists, loves my Vagina. i was so overwhelmed, her music is so wonderful and the fact that she recognized my shop made me so happy. My self esteem got a huge boost and I am ready to work on my Christmas stock!